1) We will never charge you extra for using your card or tap, even though we always prefer cash.
2) We will never pressure you or ask for a tip, even though my staff is top notch. I pay them a decent wage.
3) We will never charge you sales tax. It's 'sales' tax, not 'purchase' tax. It's on me, not you. What you see is what you pay. $1 waters. Easy.
And these deals will last forever. Prodigy bucks all the trends, just keep your patronage coming. Deal?
Stay safe out there, today! It can get scary.