AI Slop...

Today, we’re proud to announce that we are finally integrating AI into the minigolf course this week to not only keep score for you, but to actually PLAY for you! Not only that, our advanced AI will even analyze your past course plays (along with reviewing recent search history and social media posts) to estimate a final SmartScore™ for you… without you even being there! You can safely lounge at home watching a Real World marathon without trekking into that dangerous outside world!

Also by year’s end, if you even think about playing minigolf, our AI will auto debit your account for admission and immediately send you a SmartScore™ for the round. Prodigy cares about your well-being, so obey and conform; it’s for your safety. 🤖