1 Star = Extreme Sadface!
- Jul 8
- 2 min read

It's been a while since our last 1 Star review, so pardon the long delay. I guess we've been doing something right lately! But we finally failed! (sadface)
This guy gave me the ol' Lone Star without even visiting the place, which seems to be a thing amongst our few 1 Star champs. I don't fault him, though. See, you have to look at Prodigy like it's a porcupine. From the outside, I can totally see this place looking like a place where, quote, "Fun Goes To Die!" (I need to get stickers for that one!) but just realize, Prodigy is just protecting itself from those evil-doers out there. If you don't like rules, I guess this place isn't for you... but if you don't like rules, do you really like gaming? Once you step in, you're always greeted with a smiling face and a welcoming heart. If you're drunk... well, that's a different scenario, but as I've said time and time again, this just isn't the place for that.
And damn that pesky front page of 'demands' like max group of 6 (to keep the place chill), ages 13+ (to keep the place chill) and the absolutely crazy no outside food and drink rule. (slaps my hand)
If he just took the time to stop in, he'd see a whole new world of how gaming should be done. From his screen name and his past reviews, he really does like what we have. Maybe we can win him back! Stop by. I promise you, you'll like it. :-) Just don't show up drunk after that 1 beer, sir.
For past 1 star review reviews... check our Prodcast below: